Porn vs. actual sex
Food

Porn vs. actual sex

FastCo.Design is consistently awesome with their infographics, however, they are not usually relevant to sex, dating or DTGYL. Today’s Porn vs. Actual Sex (infographic) video was pure genius, so I had to share it! Note: It’s safe to watch at work, on mute or with headphones, otherwise, probably awkward. (You’ll be surprised how awkward a banana...

Impressive mornings
Food

Impressive mornings

If you’re into a girl, you shouldn’t just kick her out in the morning (or the night before, obviously). Consider the idea that maybe you weren’t very impressive the night before. You can still win her over with your breakfast making skills. Try a few of these simple ideas* from this excellent BuzzFeed article “31 Exciting Eggs...

Secret Weapon: Dessert
Food

Secret Weapon: Dessert

The Engagement –Author:  Don Rolan– This is the best one I have… I’m actually sad to give it away because it’s been my secret weapon for so long. But alas, I’ve gotten engaged and I feel I need to pass on my culinary legacy to the good readers of DTGYL. Crisp’s require a bowl, a...

Foods for Fornication | Chapter 3, “Day of Valentine’s”
Food

Foods for Fornication | Chapter 3, “Day of Valentine’s”

–Author: Colin Hatfield– As we all know it’s the day of cards and candy! The perfect chance to show off your stuff, skip the chalk hearts and random chocolates in a cardboard heart that’s chump stuff and you’re better than that! (Motivational speech moment) Simple ways to do something romantic can really make a difference....

Avgolemono | Greek for ‘soup to get you laid’
Food

Avgolemono | Greek for ‘soup to get you laid’

–Author Don Rolan– Gentlemen, listen up.  A wise man once told me that any man capable of reading, can cook. It’s true… The following recipe is easy, quick, and requires little to no kitchen supplies. Also, they will increase your odds of getting laid if presented correctly. Hopefully I have your attention now. Avgolemono (egg...

Foods For Fornication | Chapter Two,”The Golden Monroe”
Food

Foods For Fornication | Chapter Two,”The Golden Monroe”

–Author: Colin Hatfield– To delve into the beverage world a bit, along with a little tribute to Michala Monroe (the creator of this all), I bring you “The Golden Monroe” cocktail. Beverages are a very important component to any night in or out. Even non-alcoholic beverages play a role in making a romantic evening a...

Foods For Fornication | Chapter One, “The K.I.S.S. Pricipal”
Food

Foods For Fornication | Chapter One, “The K.I.S.S. Pricipal”

–Author: Colin Hatfield– I’m here to talk about food, beverage, and food culture; Specifically foods of  the more sensual nature. This is also to show you that there is more out there than take out, or Taco Bell, McDonald’s, and Applebees. Cooking is an invaluable tool to have in your pocket, so let the games begin!...